Does any body really know what fairies are?

I mean, we may have a perception of them as cute tiny little creatures with wings that can fly (unlike penguins the useless noobs) and are usually female.

In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a male fairy.

Which leads me to think…

HOW THE HELL DO FAIRIES REPRODUCE?! They can’t be asexual, else they’d all look the same… 

Perhaps there were just so many created at some time and now they live forever.

Does that mean there’s like a Fairy God?

Oh man, Fairies are troubled by religion too. I’ve never heard one complain about it though.

We should all learn from the fairies.

Hell, who knows, maybe they have the ability to instantly shapeshift into a penguin the instant they are observed. Damn that’d be cool. Everyone loves penguins.

But seriously, what use do penguins have?

Damn I love penguins.

And that is my ramble about fairies with some religion and penguins thrown in. Didn’t think I’d do it did you =p?

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